ben-c:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS

thats-not-victorian:

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SOMEONE MADE A COMIC
BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON

thats-not-victorian:

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SOMEONE MADE A COMIC

BLESS YOU, YOU WONDERFUL PERSON

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

SO GUYS YOU KNOW THESE GIFS

ask-curtisrx:

50shadesofcastiel:

backwardsillistrator:

im-not-even-gomen:

50shadesofcastiel:

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AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I FOUND THE VIDEO

ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

This got so many notes I cannot believe

THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

xryz:

seyyseyyy:

xryz:

When she see tha D

When You see her see the D


omg cant not reblog this

xryz:

seyyseyyy:

xryz:

When she see tha D

When You see her see the D

omg cant not reblog this